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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

first pic of the cast for the new 90210 show.


Man whatever. This shit is hype as fuck. But they're still really white.

Lindsay Lohan has a hotter girlfriend than I do.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Nickelodeon used to be the shit...

Frankie Valli - "Can't Take Me Eyes Off of You"



dadadadada

Lohan's always got the freshest kicks.

See those kicks? Them shits wasn't even out yet.

Now, before I'm burned at the stake, let's make one thing clear: Lindsey's always got the freshest gear. Sure, you may call here washed up celebrity waste, a one hit wonder who shouldn't be allowed near a movie set, or a train wreck, and yeah, you might be right, but I can't help it. Something about seeing a girl in dope sneakers and tight jeans gets my V8 goin, naw what I'm sayin? Game recognize game, girl. *)

lay it up...



...and finish.

Here, we see Barack Obama accomplishing something LeBrick James couldn't which is actually execute a lay-up. Fundamentals people, fundamentals.

Now, who can't wait to have this guy in the Oval Office? Come on, rockin' some retro Jordan 4's, playin pick up games with Vice President Edwards (or Jay-Z), telling Secret Service to "Shut the fuck up tie them laces." Why can't wars be settled in a game of 21?

And with their first round pick, the Los Angeles Lakers select...the motherfuckin president, bitches.

first pic of Josh Brolin as George W.



The Defamer
has pics from EW of Josh Brolin made up and dressed as George W. Brolin will be playing W. in Oliver Stone's forthcoming biopic on the r-tard, which Stone hopes to have out by election time.

Now, I think it looks pretty accurate. Sure, there's plenty of look-alikes out there who resemble the President more, but they can't act worth a shit. Brolin, on the other hand, seems to have the swagger down. I'm really interested to see how this thing's going to turn out. Will Stone just go on bashing him for 120 minutes? Seems a little easy, and even people that hate the guy won't see it because they want nothing to do with him. I mean, if we've already lived through the horror, why pay $9 to relive it again?

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

It's pretty much over (according to the Drudge Report and Time Russert)

So, according to Tim Russert and The Drudge Report (it's all over their front page, check it out), the race for the Democratic nomination is all but over.

There are many factors that play into why this came to be, but basically the math is not in Hillary's favor and it's hard for her to plead her case to the superdelegates when it's growing weaker by the day. She hasn't dropped out yet, and might not, considering "quit" doesn't seem to exist in the Clinton lexicon, but perhaps pressure from Dems to save the party might collapse her campaign. Al Gore even came out and said he might endorse a candidate (Obama), and plenty of big name Dems are looking to Obama as their guy. Check out the NY TImes article.

John Mayer and Judd Apatow team up for legendary video on Funny or Die!!!!



OMG this shit is hilarious!!! It also has cameos from Kristen Bell, the Idian Guy from 40 Year Old Virgin, the black guy from Curb your Enthusiasm, and the kid with the glasses from Freaks and Geeks (you wouldn't know their real names).

Let me take this time the comment on something people probably don't know: John Mayer has tons of street cred. More than Nelly, Soulja Boy, and Weezy combined. Fuck what you heard, he's the shit. In addition to this video, he also did a parody of "2 Girls One Cup," collaborated with Kanye West and Alicia Keys, appeared on Chappelle's Show, writes a hilarious blog, does stand up comedy, and is constantly spotted rocking dope street wear like BAPE and Visvism. So yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.

new trailer for "The Rocker"

Yahoo has a new trailer for the film The Rocker here.

The movie comes out August 1st, and should be funny. It stars Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office), Will Arnett, and Jeff Garland.

Jonah Hill is very very smart.

According to Cinematical, Jonah Hill has dropped out of negotiations and will not star in Transformers 2. And peace and order were restored to the galaxy.

I, like a lot of Jonah fans, hated this move for a few reasons. For one, Transformers was one of the most overindulgent, plot-holed, expensive-looking turds ever to tumble out of the anus that is Michael Bay. Therefore, the sequel could only end up being that much more dazzingly god-awful.

Also, it's a kid's movie, so Jonah Hill obviously couldn't do a lot of the same jokes he's notorious for, therefore rendering him helpless and crippled like a baby deer. So good for Jonah.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Monday, May 5, 2008

it's a celebration bitches!!!



Kobe Bean Bryant has officially been named MVP, and holy shit I think every internal organ in my body has exploded!!!

I've been sitting on this for a while but decided not to blog about it until it was official official. I'll never forget where I was when I heard the news: me and my brothers were just getting in the car after the Kanye concert (which was balls to the wall the shit, N*E*R*D blew the fuckin doors off that thing) and my brother returned a missed call from my mom and she told us. Pure euphoria. I'll never forget the phosphorescent glow that emitted from my shiny little heart.

The Lakers are holding a press conference tomorrow, and he's getting the award before the game Wednesday. It's been over a decade and now my dream has come true. The GOAT!!!!


first pic of Harvey Dent as Two Face!


Holy shit that's fuckin gross!!! But it kicks ass fo sho!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Look at what Kanye posted about the Houston show lol.

HOUSTON I LOVE YOU!
05.04.2008

Don't believe the hype! When I started the show the other night we were having a lot of technical issues due 2 the heat. The 2 huge screens on both sides of the stage were glaring bright blue like when your DVD player acts up at home. I asked for them 2 turn the screens off 3 times because it was distracting 2 the show. The fans were not getting what they paid for. I admit, in my frustration, I did use profanity on the 4th time I asked. I stopped the show 2 go over and check it out myself. After the screens were turned off I started the same song from the beginning. The screens were eventually fixed 5 songs in but it was definitely better 2 have them blacked out rather than bright blue. Unfortunately for certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 'Michael Jackson' me. That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place... they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old. At a certain point you have 2 respect that I'm one of the last artist that still cares about the fans having the best time of there lives! Thanks 2 Bossip and Perez for taking it easy on me on the EW spaz... I did go in a little 2 much on that one. I'm sure there are some cool people who work over there and had nothing 2 do with that review. With all that said.... "I'm still the greatest!!!" lol!! Oh and I was in the studio with T.I. last night.... so get ready!!!

new batman trailer online in HD!!!!

you can find the new "Dark Knight" trailer here. enjoy!

Friday, May 2, 2008

new Justice video - "Stress"



This video is extremely violent and sure to cause contraversy, yet in a very cinematic way. It's "La Haine" meets "City of God" meets "The Warriors," which is pretty much the illest combo ever.