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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

BUY MORE SHIT!!!

According to the NY Times, I probably should go out and get that Blu-Ray player. See mom, I'm saving the fucking country!!!

Aggy is cooler than you. and me. so the both of us i guess.

I'd rock lobster. lol.

High Snobiety has pics of the new Nike Premium Dunk Low Sb Yadda Yadda Yadda "Lobsters." They're pretty serious. Outrun the law and never get pinched. Can't stop won't stop.

Kate Moss is getting married on my birthday.

According to reports, Kate Moss has booked a restaurant for a reception, probably for a wedding. She's set to settle down with the guy from The Kills, which is a kick ass band, so he must be pretty cool.

how the West was won - LA Times aricle on the Lakers.

The LA Times has a really cool photo slideshow/article profiling the Lakers. Bow in the presence of Lake-ness.

and I'm a Nike head...

Hypebeast has pics on the new Nike Dunk High Vintage release. They come in three colorways, should be available now, and are fucking awesome.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Louis Vuitton and Gucci gas masks

The Apocalypse never looked so cool.

The death of our planet doesn't necessarily mean the death of chic. After the ice caps melt and our air turns to poison, we'll look good when the aliens come and find our corpses.

Monday, April 28, 2008

holy shit new dark knight trailer!!!!

its really shitty quality but the real version is goin up sunday here:

whysoserious?

Man Locks His Daughter in the Basement for 24 Years, Children Never See Daylight

This is truly disturbing.

According to CNN, a man in Austria admitted to locking his daughter up in the basement for 24 years. Basically, he started sexually molesting her when she was 11, and when she turned 18 he drugged her and locked her up in the basement. For the next 24 years, she lived down there and he would go down there and rape her. His wife, and everybody else, had no idea what was going on because he said she ran away and forced her to write a letter saying it was true.

There was only one tiny entrance behind some shelves, and it had a keypad lock on it. The basement was soundproof.

She also gave birth to 6 kids (that survived, one died and he put it in the oven), 3 of which he brought up to the house and claimed his daughter left them on the doorstep. The other 3 (ages 19, 18, and 5) spent their whole lives in the basement! That means they've never seen sunlight. Wow.

lol

Sorry for posting so many videos (this is my last I swear!) but I absolutely had to post this. It's kinda hilarious and borderline genius, sure to put a smile on that mean mug of yours.

5 new international "The Dark Knight" posters!!!

holy shit Batman!!!!

new coldplay album artwork.

Coldplay has a new album coming out, Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, and you can check out the new artwork here. I'm not the biggest fan in the world or anything, but I thought this looked kinda cool. You can also download the first single for free at their website. Kinda cool.

new Jason Bateman movie.

According to Cinematical, Mike Judge is set to make his new film entitled Extract starring the one and only Jason The Bate-man himself. Anything (except for The Ex) he does is awesome, so I can't wait. Details are scarce, but who gives a fuck. It's Jason Bateman!