BREAKING NEWS: George Carlin dead at 71

It's like 1 in the morning, and apparently, according to the LA Times, legendary comedian George Carlin has died at the age of 71.

Dude was a counter-culture icon, pioneer, and his material broke ground for every generation of comedians after him.

I actually just saw his last stand up special recently, and although hilarious, there was something strange about seeing him, at his age and state, talk the way he did. It was very dark stuff. But knowing him, he'll probably be buried giving the bird.

He said "fuck you" til the end; too bad the world is now 1 badass less.